country bumpkin

The act of giving a man oral pleasure while he moves his bowels in an out house or port-a-potty.

Last night during the parade, Henry gave Herb a country bumpkin

by DangerousDaryl December 30, 2006

Cross Country

Also the name of an equestrian event. Competitors ride horses over a fairly long outdoor course with rustic jumps in the best time possible. Known for being quite dangerous, as you ride at considerable speed, and due to the solid nature of the jumps if your horse clips one you fall, not the jump. Incredibly addictive though, and when done right, feels like flying.

Madonna has a horse which she competes in cross country events

by nudepologirl May 4, 2010

Country Strong

Not only looking and acting your best, but being on top of your game in any situation.

Gabby: Shawty, don't give in. Ya gotta stay country strong!

Lauren: I was NOT country strong last night.

by LBeazy March 4, 2011

Country Rapper

Person who lives in the country but is a rapper!!!!

"Yo that hick can spit some, he is a pretty good Country rapper"

by unknown May 27, 2003

Country Touring

is the act of driving on the backroads while consuming alcohol and/or drugs. Best done in a truck packed with people. Also known as booze cruisin or crop checkin.

Terry: we have no after party
Leslee: I know a guy with a truck, grab your beer were going country touring

by hicktown johnson June 21, 2011

Country Blumpkin

Getting a blumpkin in an outhouse.

Hey honey, grab the flashlight and meet in the outhouse for a country blumpkin.

by Kltom71 September 6, 2013

country titties

Country titties are titties that set far apart

Ex. Damn that girl Ashely has some country titties

by Nikky1469 May 16, 2016