colonel ratchet

a term used to describe gab s or anyone who is ratchet

"Colonel Ratchet please report to the main office"

by Gabshoo January 20, 2013

Colonial Bootscrape

When one drops trough and proceeds to wipe one's filthy butthole on a public surface, such as a public bench, street, or public causeway.

"Man someone just colonial bootscraped the shit out of this payphone."

"Man, Im just gonna have to get some new undies. I colonial bootscraped right through this woven cotton support layer."

"Who colonial bootscraped the seat. that's not cool."

by Cpt. Fart Koala May 28, 2013

Colon-Cannon Rice Cake

When a woman shits on a man's nutsack.

"Barbara and I shared a colon-cannon rice cake last night. It was magical."
"Neat-o man!"

by Tom26 November 12, 2013

Colon Warrior

A colon warrior is a person who uses their penis as a sword when going into sexual battle with their partner. Said partner could be a male and or a female.

Did you hear that Becky tried anal with Fred?! Fred is a real colon warrior

by Thund3rQu33f May 3, 2014

Colin

Colin is a pretty sharp guy *not.. He probably like male characters and find them really hot or handsome. Colin can be very passive-aggressiv and like to bully bigger and smaller guys on the internet but when it comes ro real life he gets satiesfied by a normal pocket pussy. So the conclousion to what a Colin is, is gay, faggor or he find guys really attractive.

Colin is a faggot

by YouKnowIt’sTrue101 July 13, 2018

Colin O’Donoghue

The most incredible, genuine, sweet and charming man. He’s Irish, and has sparkling blue eyes that will leave you speechless for days. He’s such a dork, and he’s so funny. He’s known best for his role as Killian Jones on Once Upon a Time for six seasons and in he was in a film called The Rite alongside Anthony Hopkins. He sings absolutely incredible, and every one of his fans can’t not smile when they think of him. He’s married with two little kids. He deserves more recognition and awards because dang, that man is talented.

all the love for Colin O’Donoghue!!!

by only speaking the truth hehe January 27, 2019

Colin

Best friend ever, brown-red ish hair color brown eyes taller than u, one of your absolute best friends. If your boyfriend hurts u tell Colin he’ll get the job done <3

Girl: are u dating Colin?

You: yea that’s him I love him so much

by Jack septic pliers May 10, 2019