Chuck Norris

A badass

Chuck Norris the reason there is a shadow behind you.

by MY NAME IS JEFF April 27, 2015

Chuck Norris

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Urban Dictionary won't search for Chuck Norris because it know that you don't find him; he finds you. Run before he finds you.

by Anonymous December 17, 2014

chuck key holder

Another name for the opening of the alimentary canal. see also balloon knot, wizards sleeve, leather donut

After years of begging and emotional blackmail, our lass still won't let my whanger near her chuck key holder!

by Cheesey February 13, 2004

chuck movie

A terrible movie picked by Chuck Hansen

99 out 100 movies that chuck picks are chuck movies

by Dry House December 26, 2008

chuck trick

pretending to vomit in order to avoid a sticky situation.

"how did you get out of that date with mr. creeper?"
"i pulled a chuck trick in the bathroom"

by Nos_addict January 24, 2009

Chuck Fuck Marry

Another name for Fuck Chuck Marry.

Dude, let's play chuck fuck marry.

So who would you out of Fatty Goggles, Esther and That Clown footed girl?

Oh dude, that's just wrong!

by thatguy248 December 10, 2011

Chuck Slap

The act of slapping an inferior being with a low-top Chuck Taylor shoe, most commonly in the face, usually in the form of a sneak attack from behind.

Also known as: Peasant splat (A more extreme form)

After the peasant's unsanctioned disrespect, it was essential that he received a swift chuck slap. He was lucky I didn't peasant splat his ass.

by Mershon Jr. December 7, 2011