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chanks

Spanglish for Thong Sandals; comes from Spanish 'chancleta'
Dude, I just got the coolest Reef chanks!
by Cristy October 16, 2003
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Chinese

a language that asian people use all the time. Most non-asians think all they say is ching ching chong chong.
Non-Asian: Hey, you Chinese?
Asian: ching ching chong chong
by Arti_CreepYT April 15, 2017
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Chinese Microwave

A multi stepped sexual process:

1. Poop into your freezer
2. Remove the poop once it is completely frozen
3. Place the poop into your microwave
4. Hire a Chinese hooker
5. Remove her clothes
6. Place her head in the microwave with your poop
7. Shut the door as much as you can
8. Turn the microwave on for a long time
9. Bone her in the ass
Bob: Hey George what did you do for valentine's day?

George: I felt adventurous so i went for a chinese microwave.
by Tangeriine May 17, 2011
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chinese breath

The poor state of breath that is common among Chinese people and / or people from varying Asian nationalities. It is considered somewhat foul and off-putting.
"Jessica hooked up with Allan, that Chinese guy but apparently he had Chinese breath. Now she is nervous about hooking up with other Asian men again."
by oranges&apples February 6, 2017
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chinka

(N.) A person of Chinese ethnicity. This is a way to call a Chinese person a "chink" without insulting them. Adding an "a" to the end of any insulting name makes it OK.
"Chinka be trippin!"

"Wetbacka piece of crap!"
by BossStatus94 February 19, 2012
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chinese people

they’ll tell you how great and magnificent china is, and the western countries are no match to china, illegally (most “western” websites are banned in china)
chinese people on twitter: china is the greatest country on earth. the united states are no match for our good country.
twitter in china: banned*
by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut February 26, 2022
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old chinese dude

a man of oriental background with a white beard, one suspicous looking eye and a cane that looks like it was bend several times and still supports his weight. they are also known to have a mastery in fung-fu and most importantly; they know the secrets of the universe.
Frank met an old chinese dude today and he was never seen again.

I threw a can at this guy and yelled at him...little did i know that he was an old chinese man...the can still resides in my rectum.
by one who knows too little December 17, 2004
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