Cub Check

The act of hitting a man's balls just to mess with them

Guy: CUB CHECK! *Hits dude in the balls*
Dude: OWW!! IT BURNS!!

by The Realistic Realist September 15, 2017

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Check's in the mail

When you have no intention of paying for something/don't believe something. People used to pay for things by check and it would take some time to arrive. If you didn't have money, you could buy something without paying, saying "the check's in the mail."

"Hey, when are you going to pay me for that weed?" "The check's in the mail, bro."
"The supreme court is going to uphold the voting rights act? Yeah right. The check's in the mail."

by quietbanana October 6, 2022

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Vibe Check

To have the same exact vibe as someone. To be able to understand someone so well you agree with everything and know each other down to the bone. To be able to know what the other person is thinking and what they are about to say before they say it.

Abi and I pass the vibe check. We will be friends till the end.

by fullsendbud:) January 30, 2020

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Bag Check

when a man manually assesses the adequacy of his manhood before he makes a life altering decision.

"F'n A man, you better do a bag check before you decide to jump out of this plane."

by Bouwerij_Jongen September 19, 2016

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Pec-Check

A ritual done by all husbands in the morning. Especially if their wives have just walked in. Often seen as staring into a mirror with the intent of looking at one's chest, flexing the pecs in the process.

Ralph: (staring at himself) Ready, begin. One, two, one, two....

June: What the heck are you doing? I've never seen you do that.

Ralph: Calm down, honeybunches, it's just a pec-check.

June: I gotta admit, you do love showing off that mall cop body of yours.

by Dusty's Baby Powder December 25, 2010

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