check rank

The command for one to verify one's hierarchal status, social or otherwise. Intended to enlighten someone about their recent/intended fuckup. Pulled from military terms (ie You're a private and I'm a colonel; don't FUCK with me unless you like doing midnight patrols).

Check rank, bitch, know your role!

I had to make Queenesha check her rank when she tried to scream on me. She remembered I paid the bills and quickly shut the fuck up.

by Qrst1 December 14, 2008

Vibe Check

To have the same exact vibe as someone. To be able to understand someone so well you agree with everything and know each other down to the bone. To be able to know what the other person is thinking and what they are about to say before they say it.

Abi and I pass the vibe check. We will be friends till the end.

by fullsendbud:) January 30, 2020

Check's in the mail

When you have no intention of paying for something/don't believe something. People used to pay for things by check and it would take some time to arrive. If you didn't have money, you could buy something without paying, saying "the check's in the mail."

"Hey, when are you going to pay me for that weed?" "The check's in the mail, bro."
"The supreme court is going to uphold the voting rights act? Yeah right. The check's in the mail."

by quietbanana October 6, 2022

P Check

The act of two or more males, belonging to any given sexual orientation and united under the addictive tendencies of E-cigarette use, inquiring as to the remaining level of vape juice currently present within the other party's pod (aka "P").

Male Friend 1: "What's up bro, mandatory P check"

Male Friend 2: *presents a pod with minimal vape juice remaining*
Male Friend 1: "Woah bro, it's already gone? We got those yesterday"

Male Friend 2: "Yeah bro, I've been K'n Ps"

by DanBlizarianButtJuul January 29, 2022

Double Check

When a girl looks at you and you look back to see if she looks again.

Omg that girl must really like you, its 30 double check now.

by XPWall December 6, 2019

Pickle check

When your man's junk is hangin out his shorts/underwear in some manner, out the leg opening or the front.

Hey Big Daddy.. Pickle Check!
(meanin check yourself, your junk is hangin out)

by wvkinnyjo February 19, 2009

Bag Check

when a man manually assesses the adequacy of his manhood before he makes a life altering decision.

"F'n A man, you better do a bag check before you decide to jump out of this plane."

by Bouwerij_Jongen September 19, 2016