Captain Cock

When one drinks way to much Captain Morgan, and can not control what or who his penis will do.

If you say that you will have Captain Cock before you start drinking you are not liable for your actions. (ugly,fat,just all around nasty bitches)

I'm just letting you know I will have Captain Cock tonight so i am not responsible for "his" actions tonight.

by Stixx518 February 15, 2009

captain planet

Dumbest show ever made. Nobody cares about saving the world anyway.

The power is yours to LOOT and POLLUTE!

by Duke Nukem March 22, 2003

Captain America

This is when you are receiving a blowjob from a woman and when she pulls back, you then proceed to grab her by the hair and thrust her face into your nutsack, humming the Captain America theme. And when she pulls back with an angry look in her eyes, you put your hands over your eyes in a mask style, and scream "JUSTICE!"

Man 1: Hey, isn't your girlfriend mad at you, bro?
Man 2: "Yeah, she's mad because last night she pulled back and I Captain America'd that ass."

by Jennycoppertail October 6, 2012

Shrimp Boat Captain

A term you use to call someone stupid/retarded. This refers to the famous Forrest Gump, who was retarded, and was the captain of a shrimp boat.

Fred: Tony backed into a parked car again...
Brian: What a shrimp boat captain.

by bri0n January 15, 2008

captain salty

Someone who finds entertainment of ruing the game of his friends. Otherwise known as a giant cock-block.

Mike thought it would be funny to tell the group of girls that his friend was gay.

by Heinz 57 August 27, 2003

Ultimate Captain

The use of Captain Morgan's rum as a milk substitute and pouring over a luscious bowl of Captain Crunch.

That nigga Garet is so fucked up he thinks he will get mad pussy if he has the ultimate captain

by LiqourBonger October 23, 2008

faggot captain

The cheif or second in command of all faggots or gays in ones own domain or sphere of influence. Usually quite skilled at ass fucking and cock sucking. May also have the voice of a little girly boy.

Percy Jetter was a dainty little faggot captain who enjoyed ruling over his queer peers.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. November 6, 2006