Chavoflage

An item of clothing or other prop that enables one to pass amongst/pass oneself off as a Chav. For example a Greggs Pasty, a can of "spesh" or a Burberry tracksuit.

If we're going into Wythenshawe you'd better wear a hoody and we'll stop off at Greggs for some chavoflage!

by SwindonCoder November 25, 2010

Chavant

Chavant is a pitiful excuse for a town in Hampshire, England. It is the crime central of the south and everyone who lives ther should be shot. It is often referred to as Chavant because of a large percentage of the population are chavs.

'Hey want to go into town?'
'Yeah sure, but not Chavant, we might get stabbed.'

by MrHerbert January 21, 2013

Chavalanche

Dat mob of chavs that come towards you
A group of thugs or chavs- often running at a high speed

Dat manky club-it's a chavalanche in there!
Teen mo fos are coming, run for da lives it's a chavalanche!

by User_87 December 14, 2014

chavlips

A condition inflicted by beauty therapists,
caused by injecting too much lip filler when aiming to produce the perfect pout for female clients.

....I can’t come out tonight , that new cow at lip fillers r us has given me proper chavlips, I look like Orville

....can you book me in for proper chavlips on Friday at 10, they weren’t full enough the last time you did them.

by Sledgehammer January 11, 2019

Chavlar

On the opposite spectrum of slipknot season ticket holders, you can usually find them roaming the streets wearing brown rockports, trackies and a Burberry cap. All accompanied with a can of Zeppelin.

Look at that chavlar with half a tooth, oh shit that’s Dan Swindells

by katie1996 March 26, 2020

Travis Chavez

The greatest and coolest guy alive. Perfect as perfect can be.

Damn, now thatsa Travis Chavez!

by Zingerz 123456 November 24, 2010

Bloody Chavez

A sexual act that involves performing sodomy without lubrication until rectal bleeding occurs followed by performing oral stimulus on the blood dripping anus, thereby getting blood all over one's face. If the giver of oral stimulation has a beard it can be known as a Bloody Castro.

Craig: Chris Brown didn't just give Rihanna a black eye, he gave her a bloody chavez!
Deebo: What chu mean?
Craig: He tore that ass up then tossed her salad!

by rickabone April 28, 2013