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Canada's History

The most depraved and disgusting things that could possibly be imagined. Illegal in 98% of the world's country's, it involves Moose Antlers, Maple Syrup, the Stanley Cup, and Stephen Colbert. Large quantities of bodily fluids and all orafaces are mutually involved, as well as small children, puppy dogs, farmyard animals, and a thing called Necroleprosy.
A guy walks into a Talent Agent's office and says "Me and my family have a wonderful act." The talent agent says, "What do you do?" to which he replies "We tell Canada's History." "Great, but what do you call yourselves?" The man replies, "The Aristocrats!"
by ColbertBump601 February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

The act of dipping your stationary office pen in maple syrup, deep frying it, and wrapping it in the Canadian flag, then pushing it up your ass oriented orifice with your tongue, while rubbing maple syrup into your chest and pubic hair.
Oh man, yesterday I got paid 50 bucks by some American fat guy to do Canada's History with him. It had to be the most knowledgeable experience in my life.
by Shoomkin February 5, 2010
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CANADA
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canada is america's hat
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The place "nutella" an Justin Beiber were born. Need I say more?
Herp: Hey, did you see the show on canadian beavers?
Derp: Yeah, it was filmed in Canada, right?
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to cover a womans asshole in maple syrup, and after ejaculating into her face and mouth, knocking her tooth out with a hockey stick
OMG!!! she's a total slut if u gave her canada's history.
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the country where its always snowy and everyone rides their dogsleds around to work and school. a place where igloos have plumbing and electricity and everyone is always saying sorry for little things. a place where no one except for those who live in the country know the name of the political leader.

"true north strong and free"
how's it going eh? Canada's great eh. can i give you a lift on my dogsled? sorry i dont have any money to give you, but would you like some maple syrup?
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