The most depraved and disgusting things that could possibly be imagined. Illegal in 98% of the world's country's, it involves Moose Antlers, Maple Syrup, the Stanley Cup, and Stephen Colbert. Large quantities of bodily fluids and all orafaces are mutually involved, as well as small children, puppy dogs, farmyard animals, and a thing called Necroleprosy.
A guy walks into a Talent Agent's office and says "Me and my family have a wonderful act." The talent agent says, "What do you do?" to which he replies "We tell Canada's History." "Great, but what do you call yourselves?" The man replies, "The Aristocrats!"
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Oh man, yesterday I got paid 50 bucks by some American fat guy to do Canada's History with him. It had to be the most knowledgeable experience in my life.
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Get the canada's history mug.the country where its always snowy and everyone rides their dogsleds around to work and school. a place where igloos have plumbing and electricity and everyone is always saying sorry for little things. a place where no one except for those who live in the country know the name of the political leader.
"true north strong and free"
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how's it going eh? Canada's great eh. can i give you a lift on my dogsled? sorry i dont have any money to give you, but would you like some maple syrup?
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