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champagne breakfast

When you are sleeping somewhere other than at your house, a champagne breakfast is the act of urinating in a woman's mouth when she is asleep. If you miss her mouth, the act is a golden shower Of course, you wouldn't want to do this at your house, because you don't want to piss on your own bed.
Last weekend, I picked up a chick at the bar and took her over to my buddy's house and we hooked up. In the morning, I woke up first and she was sleeping with her mouth open. So, I gave her a champagne breakfast.
by Brian Lyons December 3, 2007
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NoX Camps

by paul sak October 9, 2003
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Breakfast of Champions

Mars bar & a coke for breakfast - either through necessity (that's all there is), bone idleness or complete indifference to your body's nutritional requirements
He did not have time to eat before he left the house so popped into the shop for a breakfast of champions on the way in.
by PaulF October 4, 2006
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Champ

A Chode Cramp, cramping of the chode or gooch muscles, causing a sensation similar to chire.
I sneezed and i got champ
by Pat Mcglaughlin April 19, 2004
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champagne love

when you take a bottle of champagne, shake it up, and when u pop the cork off shove the bottle of champagne up the girls vag while it's still shooting out champagne.(coined by my friend)
#1 "Dude, last night i gave a whore some champagne love"
#2 "Man, your sick!"
#1 "So? it was hot!"
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Camps

Bent over, taking it in the ass Jets fan who enjoys sucking fireman Eds dick Douche Bag oh and he has a small ass dick. Hes blowup dolls name is Shawn.
You being a dumb ass Camps. Bend over Bitch
by Sexy Girls who are lesbians February 24, 2011
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people champ

nick name, paul wall rapper and freddie mitchell nfl recv.
freddie mitchell also goes by the name people champ
by bert2 September 16, 2005
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