Catsmoo

Passive way to call someone an idiot.

Hey are you catsmoo?
Yes
This guy is an idiot

by Catsmoo September 3, 2022

catstamp

the exact time where a cat appears in a movie, TV series, or internet video where it may be referenced by other visitors to the site

John: I love the cat that randomly appears in the background.
Jane: Hey, can you provide the catstamp?
John: Yeah, the cat appears at 02:31:06

by JerseyJT82 February 20, 2023

Catsurbation

When you find a cat that's super friendly but instead of letting you pet it, it happily rubs itself on everything, purring to high heavens, as if petting themselves and you just stand there talking to it.

"Does my kitty require a lot of attention? Nah, he's a catsurbation expert"

by J_Von_Viking August 19, 2024

Catshup

Tomatoe sauce used with meat and French fries.

Pass me the Catshup for my fries.

by Mywifedontbelieveme October 25, 2023

Catstogi

Noun, used to refer to an animal or a group of animals who are typically lazy like diya.

Look at that lazy catstogi cat.

by sdfusefgouesbf January 19, 2024

catsphythesis

Catsphythesis is where one can tell what is going on in a cats mind

My cat meowed twice, according to my catsphythesis he’s happy!

by se.thy November 22, 2023

catsolo

15 pounds of raw salami that expired in 1968

“WHY DIDNT YOU TAKE THE CATSOLO OUT OF THE FRIDGE!?”

by Citrus Central November 25, 2023