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Bread Lady

Lady, or very manly coffee shop man, who makes lots of dough.
When I'm a bread lady, I'll roll around in moolah!" Or: "Man enough to be a Bread Lady
by On The Fritz January 20, 2011
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Salad on Bread

A sandwich that does not contain meat and thus is not considered a sandwich. Salad on Bread is often served in over priced hippie establisments and are revered by hipster doofus's. Peanut Butter and Jelly and Grilled Cheese are the only two meatless sandwiches that are not considered Salad on Bread. Besides these two examples, any meatless sandwich is considered salad on bread. This is oft a hotly debated topic
Why didn't you get a real sandwich? That looks like salad on bread!
by Thomas Joslin November 9, 2008
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Wet Breading

A wet breading is when a friend is passed out drunk and you take a piece of bread and soak it in water. After the bread is soaking wet you scoop it out of the water and throw it at him or her like a pie in the face. WARNING if the bread dries on paint it will peel it off.
Man if Peck passes out in the apartment again he's gettin a wet breading.
by charlois969 November 27, 2012
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Canned Bread

(Watching spongebob at age 7)
Dad what’s canned bread!

My dad with a huge ass grin on his face:
Beer!
by SkullyBoiBrody May 25, 2021
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bread eater

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by PvZ is my waifu May 28, 2022
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Bannana Bread

That thing that you used to eat all the time during Thanksgiving. But magically vanished once you became older then 9.
When would you EVER bring up Bannana Bread in a sentence?
by An Inside Joke January 13, 2016
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Scraper Bread

Toast that has been heated too long and has burned, however, can be made edible (tolerable) by removing the top layer with a knife (in a scraping motion) leaving the burnt toast-filings behind to throw away.

Typically this is only performed when no more bread is available/one is too poor to waste burnt toast.
"we had grilled cheese for dinner, but we had them on scraper bread because I left the toast in the toaster too long.
by trackstand April 23, 2009
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