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man book

a book that does not contain a senseless romatic soap opera like storyline tied in with a topic that is typically used for a summer movie flick. Instead, it has an action packed plot with gore, explosions, gun fights, fight scenes and car chases/crashes being interwoven into the plot for maximum effect. A man book may contain little to no romance, but the romance that is included usually brings about the demise of the protagonist. the protagonist is typically not a crybaby, and is never concerned with the happiness or safety of others because he is a badass made of awesome.
1. That man book should be a spike made for tv movie, or maybe even a sci fi original. WOO!

2. Twilight is not a man book, but knowing about it will make you seem sensitive and interesting with women.
by Svidrigailov June 4, 2009
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Book of Misogyny

A semi fictional book that guides young men to understand and accept modern female nature. Modern females often see this book as disrespectful. However most modern men see it as humorous. It is a guide for modern males to deal with hypergamous females and the mindset that it brings.
As in the Book of Misogyny "She belongs to the streets".
by Azrael83 June 4, 2022
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Book Dating

Staying in a shitty relationship just to look good in front of facebook friends.
They're not really happy together, they're just book dating.
by Thtkiddchris March 1, 2015
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Book-up

A group of friends on Facebook (social network) that are planning to meet up and use Facebook chat.
Facebook user 1 - Hey man gotta roll but lets "book-up" laters
Facebook user 2 - word!
by marantwat March 18, 2009
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cooking the books

In that TWIX commercial where the girl makes the fool out of herself. She says, "Old man Perkins is cooking the books." In front of Old man Perkin's daughter
"Old man perkin's is cooking the books"
by joser2001 April 17, 2006
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*drop books on table

student A: *drop books on table ) I am simon lo
Simon Lo: *drop books on table ) What did u just say!?!?!?!?!?
student B: gotta get out of here
by JohnMakFan November 11, 2020
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portogruaro book sauce

The art of defecating on a female classmate's book to establish your male dominance while showing affection towards that person
I left her a nice Portogruaro book sauce back in the library
by lunchcrush June 18, 2016
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