Blunt run

When you snowboard/ski down a mountain while smoking a blunt

"Yo man, wanna go on a blunt run later?"

by Mborse May 1, 2008

Blunt Trauma

The painful realization that you have a James Blunt CD stuck in your MacBook, and your friends will find out and keep mocking you by singing "You're Beautiful" over and over and over and over again.

Man, Sallie doesn't hang out much any more. I think she's still suffering from Blunt Trauma. How embarrassing.

by JR the Soulless November 9, 2008

Consolation blunt

A blunt that is provided as a consolation for a friend who has just had an expensive piece of paraphernalia, usually a bong, smashed by the pigs.

Having a bong smashed, especially by a smug prick wearing a badge, is one of the most disheartening parts of smoking weed. Usually requires some good cannabis to prevent a paraphernalia charge turning into a murder-suicide.

Pigs took your Zong? I'll call Shortie, we'll get you a consolation blunt.

by kickflipthecat July 1, 2009

bluetoofin'

Sharing information or communicating with another person

Marcus and I were bluetoofin' the other the other day about the baseball game.

by jenifer nold March 29, 2008

blented

A combination of blunted, and bent

I was blented last night off weed and alcohol

by Donald S. January 9, 2008

bluntalicious

when you are smoking on a blunt and it tastes delicious!

the blunt we had last night was "bluntalicious".

by marlborol man sidekick™ July 15, 2009

Bluetooth Universe

A theoretical state of being where the universe you reside in is superimposed on top of (and within) the frequencies and properties of the Bluetooth realm.

Nancy was walking through the Bluetooth universe. She had a Bluetooth knife flung at her. Nancy's options were to take the hit and die in the Bluetooth universe, or turn off the Bluetooth before the knife could make contact with skin. She tried to turn off the Bluetooth in the Bluetooth universe, but failed in doing so because she could not confirm the warning of turning off said universe in time. Hence, she died in the Bluetooth universe. Also, if you die in the Bluetooth universe, you are not a Bihari.

by Controlled Chaos, Tyler Brown February 17, 2010