Whack the Bear

Verb; Giving a blowjob or handjob to a man with a lot of pubic hair.

"I'm going to go and whack the bear with Joe."
"What? Why?! That guy's a freaking furball!"

by Shinobura April 10, 2008

Freakish Cluster Bear

The Freakish Cluster Bear is the most fearsome creature ever known, by any being, celestial or otherwise, it killed Jesus, birthed Satan, skull fucked Chuck Norris and shit on your mothers chest. At first there was nothing, emptiness, cold. Then there was the Freakish Cluster Bear, rampaging through the cosmos creating Heaven, Hell, Earth, God, Satan, Buddah, Shiva and Allah. They sprang up from the virtual oceans of fear, let forth from the stars. It is foretold that, at the end of time, the Freakish Cluster Bear will be released from his bonds by the Chosen One, who will rise up among men to free the Creator. The Freakish Cluster Bear wil then take up its run through the cosmos and decimate all in its path, cleansing the world of all non-believers and those that are unworthy, creating a new utopia for all of his children to thrive and prosper in for all of time.

Accept the the teachings of the Chosen One and let him lead us to utopia of the Freakish Cluster Bear.

The second coming of the Freakish Cluster Bear is upon us.

by Sir Grifficus February 7, 2010

Weaving the bear loom

When someone rakes their fingernails through your thick back hair during sex.

Dude, that chick was a freak, straight pro at weaving the bear loom.

by _PoohBear January 14, 2010

Purple Polar Bear

A sexual act by a woman who unprovoked, fiercely grabs the testicles of her partner, while being penetrated from behind.

Man, I must have gotten in too deep, because she reached back and gave me the purple polar bear.

by Purple balls of fire April 20, 2010

Theo Luzader's Awesome Beard

The beard that graces the face of Theo is greater than any beard not named Chuck Norris'. Theo's beard is the epitome of entertainment and epicness.

Have you seen Theo Luzader's Awesome Beard? It is freaking incredible. Just look it up on facebook.

by elgreatgatsby August 22, 2011

Shaving the Beard

When a heterosexual woman divorces her gay husband.

After 30 years of unknowingly acting as Bruce's beard, Cindy finally divorced him after he got caught red-handed at the gay bar.

Bruce: I'm sorry I didn't tell you that I was gay when we got married. Will you stay married to me and pretend that we have sex?

Cindy: I think it's time you came out of the closet - I'm shaving the beard!

by Steve Fraser September 21, 2011

vent the bear

A means of letting a fart pass by a poop that isn't ready to come out of your butt.

I have to poop but I can't, so I'm going to have to vent the bear.

by brown bear79 October 12, 2013