seymon bat

When a man is mid-way through ejaculating over a woman's face and gets very angry so hits her over the head with a cricket bat to make himself feel better

Was having a great night last night till I gave my girlfriend a seymon bat

by Alisha bendall May 17, 2017

the bat girl

When a girl is riding you and she is super wet she lifts her legs up does the splits then you lay all the way back and spin her by grabbing her feet. If preformed right you will become a human Mary go round and will have successfully done the bat girl congrats.

I did the bat girl and a week later I got married it works.

by You Grandmas Escort June 16, 2017

Screaming bat

a nick name given to a mom who yells a lot

kyles mom is a screaming bat

by mcdeb June 28, 2017

cricket bat snatch

Slang term for female genitalia of which the labia is particularly prominent, meaty, like the neck of a chicken or of a turkey.

Also see "Beef Curtains"

Looks like that cricket bat snatch was hit for six!

by eurocelt June 30, 2017

tingle bat

Mother fucking bitch, or a dick

Tyler is a tingle bat

by Tingle bat April 18, 2018

hairy bat

A long schlong covered in ingrown hairs.

Person: Hey man how’s your hairy bat?
Person: good a lot of the hairs are falling off!”

by Whatchuwantsumdic69 November 16, 2017

pleasure bat

Noun; pl-ē-zh-ūr b-at

Definition 1: A penis, especially in relation to a penis having been pierced with the jacobs latter.

Definition 2: an obscenely large dildo, reminiscent in size and/or shape to a baseball bat.

Ex 1: She quaked as I ripped my pleasure bat from her dripping pussy

Ex 2: I unpacked the pleasure bat threatened to use it without mercy the next time he spoke out of turn.

by Fanboy1692 April 24, 2018