Shit Biscuit

Being called a 'shit biscuit' isnt great though its a more polite way of being called a shit <unt.

Its similar to being the last biscuit in the tin that noone wants, usually the dirty orange one, simply because its shit.

''give us a hand lifting this mate''
''nahh sorry, sore back''
''ggf then you shit biscuit''

by King King Kellie January 12, 2022

Pillow Biscuit

Used to describe someone with a sexy voluptuous body who shows slutty tendencies.

Look at that slut at the bar. She's totally shameless. She's a real pillow biscuit.

by Not Jaffa January 17, 2020

biscuit whore

It is a who're that is paid with biscuits.

U are a biscuit whore

by biscuit whore July 18, 2017

biscuit whore

A whore that gets paid in biscuits

You are a biscuit whore

by biscuit whore July 18, 2017

Minge Biscuit

what you affectionately call one of your best girlfriends when she’s being a cunt but you decide not to
Drop the c bomb

Don’t be a minge biscuit mate

by Cazaraghi November 05, 2020

biscuit cannort

The discharge of hot air from the woman's vagina during, or after the act of sex, whether with a man, or artificially with a woman, that makes a flapping noise that is distinct, and usually causes laughter and embarrassment for those involved. Similar to the sound of a horse flapping it lips while expelling air.

Shortly after he blew his load her pussy let out a huge biscuit cannort.

by The Eptomatic DJ February 13, 2021

beefy biscuits

When you drop a huge shit log that smells like rotting cattle carcasses. Only counts if it is one of those smells that can peal the paint of the bathroom walls and make you pass out and die if you do not flee the room quickly enough. Fair warning to all potential bathroom entrants is a must.

I just finished dropping off a bunch of beefy biscuits in the shitter.

Man that bathroom smells like beefy biscuits. God I think I'm gonna pass out and die!

by darkknight430 October 08, 2014