Birthday Cake

When you stack up all your friends on your birthday and stick a candle in the top person's anal area.

That birthday cake was delicious! You guys are the best! Especially you, Dad!

by Condomant May 25, 2023

Birthday

Birthday (buhth·dei) is a day where everyone forgets one second after you tell someone, they don't even care. Birthday is the day where you are dragged out of Joe Mama to eternal hell.

Person 1: It's my Birthday tomorrow

Person 2: ok

the next day...

Person 1: Yay it's my birthday

Person 2: Your Mom Gay

by Mewies May 13, 2020

birthday pussy

Boy can eat out a there girlfriend pussy ( cat ) on there birthdays for a present

Omg i love eating out my girl as a present ( birthday pussy )

by Jason. Somoa September 5, 2021

the pimps birthday

One of several days of the year noted primarily by the birth of a major player or pump. Not to be confused with the Pope's birthday. These days are cause for celebration for most Protestants. Most notable of these days is January 16.

Wassup boo? I'ma throw down like it's the pimps birthday!! We all gon' be Joshin!

by Scorchedpork January 16, 2018

Sock Birthday

when you suddenly get way more socks than you thought was possible

dude 1: whered u get all those socks?
dude 2: had my sock birthday yesterday!

by socksrocksocksrock March 21, 2010

Birthday Cake

When your mom and/or dad lets you practice anal on them as your birthday present as they couldn't afford that new hot wheels play set at walmart

Person 1: Bro My Dad gave me that Birthday Cake and my ball sack still hasn't recovered
Person 2: Bro you're so lucky! all i got for my birthday was a Sex Slave

by dgarretson530 June 5, 2019

birthday

To celebrate one more year of being alive by almost dying from overdose

yo bro, It's my birthday, lets do all kinds of drugs and wash them down with alcohol.

by DuckLover43 September 29, 2020