Asshole switch

A part of someone’s brain that is triggered in mysterious ways, causing them to (re)act like an asshole to an innocent comment

All I did was ask him to copy me on that email, and he freaked the hell out. Must have flipped his asshole switch. Damn.

by Fortyphobic November 17, 2018

Asshole Penetration

when a dick comes in and out of the asshole. OR when the dick enters the asshole at a very fast rate.

hey Kimberly i could really use some asshole penetration right now because im really horney.

by theassholepenetrator May 14, 2012

asshole tint

The too dark window tint on a drivers side window.

Hey, pull up to that BMW that's cutting everyone off so we can see who it is. Damn, I can't see him, he's got asshole tint!

by 4somefun December 12, 2014

asshole weed

when inmates shove weed so far up their rectum it doesn’t come out when the cough for an asshole check.

guys i coughed so hard and my asshole weed didn’t come out of my asshole

by crustydiscarge69 February 4, 2021

asshole teeth

When you clench your but so hard it's like holding onto the seat with teeth. Mostly used while riding motorcycles or in power sports.

When the guy cut me off I held onto the seat with asshole teeth

by swampy Dolan June 14, 2021

Asshole bus

A large, oversized vehicle, usually of the SUV variety driven by assholes who think they’re pimpin’ it.

Dude.....look at the foo driving his asshole buss

by Coffee junkie June 1, 2020

Arkansas Asshole

An asshole from Arkansas. Said asshole will go to any lengths to defend the state including uttering delusional sentences such as “Arkansas is the best place in America”.

Dude1 : Arkansas is the natural state! The absolute best!!! Yesssssss!!!!
Dude2 : Geez, you Arkansas Asshole.

by DraconianFyre November 14, 2020