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Angry Racoon

Term coined after a man tried to have sex with a racoon and got his penis bit off. It means when you and your significant other had a fight and your girlfriend/boyfriend is sucking your dick and uses too much teeth because shes mad.
Guy 1: Sara got mad at me last night when I said her mom was a bitch.
Guy 2: Damn, what did she do?
Guy 1: Well I thought she was done being mad at me till she gave me an angry racoon later in the night.
by MistressJana February 3, 2009
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Angry Mexican

When someone is having sex with a mexican and after they fall asleep you steal their green card and pour tequila all over their body and the worm up their ass
After George Lopez woke up from a mindblowing sex-filled night with Margie, he was one Angry Mexican!!
by silverscionx October 8, 2008
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angry penguin

A penguin, which is angry, upset, or not in a good mood.
Omfg, that penguin is one angry penguin.
by Iron Pizza February 5, 2007
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angry pirate

Angry Pirate- is when you cum in someones eye and kick them in the shin making them hold there eye and hop around on one foot saying "Arrrh!" Just like an angry pirate LoL
by James P. Owens August 10, 2006
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Angry Smoke Signal

When you are eating a girl out and sneak a drag of your cigarette in. You then blow the smoke up her pussy. You immediately start to fuck her, and use your shirt to blow smoke signals every time you let your dick out for some air.
Man I have to warn the others not to let Bobby in the back cause I'm fucking his girlfriend. Think man think..... Ah yes! The angry smoke signal never fails.
by R3825 November 13, 2007
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Voltaire's Angry Fist

The act of placing a glove, usually rubber, on your hand during sex.
You cover the gloved hand in a sticky substance, usually paste, blood, semen, honey, bbq sauce, or baby tears.
The glove is than covered in sand, broken glass, or razor blades and placed into the asshole of another person, animal, or baby.
During my fraternity initiation, the second stage was a Voltaire's Angry Fist. There was a lot of blood, but now I'm a brother!
by Tniles September 15, 2007
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angryman

A name given to an angry and violent guy, who likes to attack people.
Look at Benny attack Oscar! What an angryman!
by ANGRYYBENNY March 3, 2009
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