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anal ramen

When you’re hitting it from the back while eating ramen.
Damn, last night we did anal ramen. I put the bowl of ramen on her back and was pounding that shit.
by analbeads November 20, 2019
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Anal jaw

The feeling one gets after licking an arse hole for 22 minuets plus
Richard licked his girls arse hole for 26 mins. Resulting in mild anal jaw
by Dfrugfdhj December 28, 2019
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anal junkie

An untreatable mental condition whereby a person becomes addicted to anal sex—can be either as giving or as receiving or to both—and prefers it over every other sexual act. It is believed to be irreversible.
“Can you believe he told me he would never put his penis in my vagina?”

“He said that?!?!”
“Yeah! And on the first date! Said he was a Anal Junkie and all he wanted was ass!”
by worddick May 7, 2020
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anal cooch

Man 1: Hun, something is wrong with my anal cooch
Man 2: Hun, Im thinking you have cooties in the anal cooch
Man 1: Possibly....
by that_just_happened July 22, 2007
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anal poodle

When a shit the consistency of a hairball oozes out of your ass.
Nothing takes longer to get out of my ass than an anal poodle.
by AssholeAshley October 15, 2013
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Anal S.O.S

Light pressure tappy taps that are applied directly to the b-hole. It’s like tapping a S.O.S button but the button is the anus.
According to experienced users of anal S.O.S the best outcome is proceeded by light pressure taps to the b-hole during a blowy or intercourse and just as your partner is about to cum you push hard and hold…and apparently magic happens… You may see unicorns people.
Variations are allowed…some users may prefer 3 light pressure taps followed by two firm taps and so on…honestly the possibilities are endless. Multiple fingers can be used or a combination of fingers, knuckles, and or a fist…it’s really up to the individual!
While giving a blowy she did a reach around for a little Anal S.O.S.

He was having a hard time cumming so he called out for an Anal S.O.S to help relieve him.

That Anal S.O.S caused quite an explosion.

He was experiencing whiskey dick and called for an Anal S.O.S to help get his penis moving.
by ChandBob April 13, 2023
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anal gangsta

A wannabe gangster who claims to be in a gang and does secret gangsta shiznot to mask his latent homosexuality.
Hey look the anal gangsta is making definitions after getting his ass owned so many fucking times.
by lewd acts with a miner August 30, 2010
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