Adam Carolla'd

Breaking down an issue where any normal person should mostly agree if they are being truly honest. Or to explain a topic in a way, or express an opinion where only idiots or the uber-woke would disagree.

If it requires a stupid-or-liar test then the topic is due/primed/ripe and ready to be Adam Carolla'd

Person 1 - Did you know that a leaf blower makes more pollution than an F-150 truck?

Person 2 - Really wow! They should make them illegal because in addition to that are a huge noise annoyance to the residents as well.

Person 1 - Did you know they already are illegal?

Person 2 - Jeeze! Someone should have Adam Carolla'd this topic with the governor because everyone's getting leaf-lung!

by NS-Kman August 26, 2023

Adam Ritter

Alternatively, the Adam Ritter can also be something to brag about. In fact many boys and men record, post, and compare their Adam Ritters in competition with one another with the largest recorded Adam Ritter from a female weighs 22 pounds and measures 28 inches and was produced from none other than Queen Elizabeth herself. However, this does not hold a candle to the largest Adam Ritter produced by a Male which weighed in at over 100 Katie Courics- Courics for short. A Couric is the standard measurement for Adam Ritters- one Couric weighs approximately 2.5 lbs. This massive 250-pound turd was produced anonymously and found via satellite on a deserted island in the Central Atlantic Ocean between New Guinea and Howland Island in the late 1930s. This Wonder of the world can be found at the Smithsonian between the T-Rex and Megalodon exhibits. It has its own room because it contains a slight gravitational pull due to its sheer mass. Conspiracy Theorists believe that the victim was actually engulfed by the massive Adam Ritter and is still trapped inside while some women believe that this was Amelia Earhart's last effort to signal a rescue plane before she died.

"I just completely brutalized that toilet with my massive Adam-ic Ritter Bomb, comparable to Hiroshima and Nagasaki."

Woman: "I thought my boyfriend and I were having an unplanned pregnancy, so you can only imagine my surprise when I birthed a beautiful 7 pound 7 ounce Adam Ritter Right into the hands of the Doctor. In doing so, I not only dodged a bullet with a baby but also recorded a new personal best poop with my new Adam Ritter which the doctors allowed us to keep and is now my prized possession paperweight at my work."

by Tippy Top G January 23, 2023

adam whalley

A Jewish boy with a tiny penis.

His is as tiny as Adam Whalley's!

by aassdddff November 9, 2010

Adam Greer

Adam Greer is the type of man to be someone’s master. He probably stumbles down stairs and plays off his embarrassments to impress underage women. He may even go as far to say what a wonderful day it is. Ahhhhhhbh

That was such and Adam Greer move

by daddyeddiesbabymomma October 4, 2023

rowan adams

ohhhhh my god hes so hot
rowan adams is the hottest fucking guy youll ever meet holy shit im creaming rn
sheesh

mmmmm daddy rowan... rowan adams😍😍😍😍

by xX_Peachy_Xx October 23, 2022

adam homsi

not cool dude because he leaves friends on read, and is never available to important things

why isnt adam homsi responding?
Its adam. He never responds.

by personally hurt by j homsi September 24, 2020

adam singer

A Jewish man that happens to look like a glob of dirt on a golden platter. You can't get much better than his ratchet personality and horrific looks but is an all around nice guy.. I guess.

Hey is that an Adam Singer.. You can tell by his small peepee

by Prockg12 May 24, 2018