December 1

National send nudes to someone who has short hair day

me: omg she has short hair and its december 1,you know what that means..
friend: yeahh!
together: send nudes!!!!

by make.pizza.com November 1, 2019

November 1

the day me and my girlfriend got together

oh, it’s november 1, it’s liv and hanyiahs anniversary

by Livose November 4, 2019

halo 1

the way noobs say Halo: combat evolved

Noob: "Halo 1 was the best."

Normal Person: "It's called Halo: combat evolved you fucking noob, you have no respect for the classics."

by Bforte40 May 20, 2010

1% milk

The lord an savior Jesus H. Christ of all milk percentages. 3% and 2% are just chunky white shit, like yourself. Drink 1%, or else Satan will eat your children. God will hate you if you drink different milk. Rejoice

Friend: 1% milk gives me life.

Me: Fucking carry my children.

by sm00shr December 20, 2014

PSG-1

The Dogs Dingalings of a sniper rifle

The weapon seems to fit like a glove when in the prone position, and coupled with the accuracy, it makes for one hell of a snipers favourate toy. i love it

by Nigel Hollington (UK) October 26, 2003

dec 1

the first day of destroy dick december

person1:dude its dec 1
person2:hell ya

by drakeo 761 December 2, 2019

1:11

Serene imagery (Typically on a digital clock). Peaceful and pleasing to look at, emitting a sense of calm.

My clock said 1:11 and all felt right in the world.

You mean 11:11, right?
No.

by Homeful April 18, 2020