patience for air

an amazing electronic band from Visalia, CA

"Have you heard the new Patience for Air music? It's awesome!"

by manda rose March 4, 2008

dick air

The air space at a public urinal that your dick is in when you piss; therefore your dick enters the same dick air as the person who was there before you. This would necessarily mean that some heretofore unknown airborne vd could land on your willy.

Dude, Bruce just left the bathroom and I had to go, so I was in his dick air! He better be clean, man.

by catcherholic March 25, 2011

air cramps

very uncomfortable abdominal pain followed by intense flatulence

You might want to run out of the room, I'm experiencing air cramps.

by M Smoov June 22, 2009

Air Dried

wen a girl/guy blows a cock and makes it from wet to dry...

last nite, lisa air dried my cock...

by Jitesh90210 January 13, 2008

Tube Air

That lovely warm, air that shoots down the metro hall while waiting for a train. one of the warmest feelings a briton can get.

Supposedly bad for you. The again so's everything compared to The Herald.

"Och aye, ye cant beat a bit of best"

by Biafra J July 13, 2004

Air-Five

n. the act of lacking the physical strength to actually hi-five someone and resorting to a pushing movement of the right or left hand to someone. This is usually followed by the saying "AIR FIVE". The receiving person has the choice of refusing the "air-five", with a sharp reply of "BLOCK" with both arms crossed.

Evan: Hey Ari, nice thats-what-she-said-joke! Air-Five!
Ari: BLOCK!

by Ari Goodman October 27, 2007

air guitar

The act of playing an imaginary guitar usually whist u are under the effects of alchohol leading to you thinking u look great when u actually look more like you are playing the invisible banjo

Man look at that twat playing air guitar

by DANNYBOY March 6, 2004