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Nokomis Dave

A term used to describe men who live as straight men in their day to day lives but will visit neighboring towns to openly engage in relationships within the LGBTQ community of that town.

Originated in Nokomis, FL where straight men from Englewood, FL will visit to engage in relationships within the LGBTQ community.
His family caught ihim in the next town over with his boyfriend. They were devastated to find out he was secretly living as Nokomis Dave.
by Kapt. Kangaroo March 15, 2025
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Therapy Dave

Hym "We don't know! Who could it be? Who IS 'Therapy Dave' and, beyond that, are we all not Therapy Dave in one way or another? Only time will tell."
by Hym Iam October 4, 2023
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jammer Dave

Jammer Dave is the kindest of Mega brojs. Lives on PB&J and mushrooms. He has the tightest of buttholes. He’s a mega-jammer and rips, bobs, tears and weaves. He is the kindest of souls and you only hope you can have his energy in your life, Like a warlock casts spells with sweater puppies.
Jammer Dave loves to mega jam tbh
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Dave Jorts

Cutting pockets and pant legs out of jeans thinking you're still in your 20s, but you're not. Cutting shorts too short will cause blindness to those around you.
Men over 40 love showing off the new and improved Dave Jorts, with out permission.
by Letemburn May 2, 2022
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Dave Moss

Fucks hundreds of bitches every single day.
Damn dave moss fucking hundreds of bitches every day as usual.
by Ckkddjchc May 6, 2019
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Lisa&Dave

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Dave

Dave
/dāv/
noun | verb | exclamation

An experienced mechanic and all-around legend. Known for being helpful, hardworking, and having the best intentions — but somehow, through no logical sequence of events, will always be involved when something goes inexplicably sideways.

The human embodiment of mechanical chaos theory. If a tool is going to vanish, a truck’s wiring loom is going to spontaneously combust, or a PTO cable ends up in a tree — Dave was probably nearby. No one knows how. Not even Dave.
Used as a curse or cry of disbelief, especially when something has gone so irreversibly pear-shaped that only yelling “DAVVVVVEEEEEEE” at full volume can express the full emotional weight.

Examples:
“Why is the hoist stuck halfway and playing the radio backwards?”
“Mate… Dave was on it.”

Toolbox just fell through the floor again — DAVVVVVEEEEEEE!!!
by RiffRaff22 August 4, 2025
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