Gang monkey

Weird lonely people on cord who've never experienced the nice refreshing feeling of touching grass. Gang monkeys include crashers,retards screaming nigger in a black cat and people who cloud chase on cord and people who think they though shit because they be "doxxing/swatting" niggas

Discordian: what's a gang monkey?
Discordian#2: horrendous people, you don't ever wanna meet them bro

by Owner of 303 October 23, 2023

freezer monkey

Derogatory term for residents of Alaska.

I knew the McCain/Palin campaign was doomed to failure because nobody would want a freezer monkey in the White House.

by Balke2 July 1, 2014

hungry monkey

When you and your partner (male or female) proceed to shit in eachothers hands and eat it whilst having intercourse.

Dude after that party james and i hungry monkeyed. i should never have let him eat so much corn.

by greven mead July 4, 2009

Arctic Monkeys

A group of five legends being five legends.

Person 1: I love Arctic Monkeys so much
Person 2: No way same

Person 1: Come give me a sloppy kiss then matey

by lanas.cherry June 6, 2023

shing monkey

someone who is just doing dumb/stupid things and acts stupid.

Wow, Galen is such a shing monkey

by Dave's World March 10, 2017

Yarn monkey

A male individual who holds the skein of yarn for the woman he loves while she knits or crochets.

Look a that yarn monkey. He must really love her...

by Tullie November 18, 2011

southern monkey

An alcoholic beverage containing Southern Comfort, 99 Bananas, and Orange juice. Created by a married couple in Elkhart Indiana

Man I went to my brothers party and drank some of his wifes invention called southern monkey, it was so good!

by M.C. Mickey Gee December 13, 2013