Person who prefers to take crystal meth up their anus. traditionally done by trailer park trash (crackers.)
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by MerchantofVenice2 May 14, 2011
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A phrase used in response to seeing someone good-looking to emphasise how attractive you find them. You are essentially saying that someone is so attractive that you could eat them.
Kim: Did you see Chocolat?
Michelle:Yer, I love that film. Johnny Depp is so sexy in it.
Kim: Totally! I could just spread him on a cracker...
Michelle:Yer, I love that film. Johnny Depp is so sexy in it.
Kim: Totally! I could just spread him on a cracker...
by CoolhandLauren257 February 21, 2011
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Crazy white boys who think they're in love after sleeping with a chic one time. Then don't leave her alone, start texting, calling, showing up at her house all the time. They think they're so in love that they start rearranging their life and future plans in order to be near this chic, who by the way, isn't into him because he's a CRAZY loser!!!
Crazy white boys who think they're in love after sleeping with a chic one time. Then don't leave her alone, start texting, calling, showing up at her house all the time. They think they're so in love that they start rearranging their life and future plans in order to be near this chic, who by the way, isn't into him because he's a CRAZY loser!!!
"That guy from the other night turned out to be a crush-crazy cracker! He won't stop texting me. He calls me 20 times a day to tell me how much he likes me. He even said he was moving here and taking a new job so we can be closer. Girl, I don't even like him!"
by Fab QT December 31, 2011
Get the Crush-crazy cracker mug.Rare, Endangered, and Threatened Species. Florida Crackers are native born Floridians who speak a unique language. It is a language spoken from the heart that anyone can understand. True Florida Crackers have at least one lineal descendant who was also born in the Sunshine State. Florida Crackers feel comfortable shucking oysters, telling stories around a campfire, riding horses, spending time in THE SWAMP, grilling out large steaks, and they possess sophisticated humility. Florida Crackers have a kinship with other fellow Florida Crackers and they can communicate nonverbally. Florida Crackers are resilient, courageous, and very self-sufficient.
Governor Lawton Chiles was a proud Florida Cracker.
Steve Spurrier was born in Miami and embodies the traits of a Florida Cracker.
Steve Spurrier was born in Miami and embodies the traits of a Florida Cracker.
by Florida1 December 15, 2011
Get the Florida Cracker mug.A crazy old man who is a pest or burden. Someone who is crazy or nuts, someone who is psychotic,schizophrenic,manic, deranged, insane, bizarre or weird.
- that crazy old neck cracker is pretty weird, it's best to leave him alone.
- old neck cracker wake up, you can't be drunk in the middle of the street.
- leave that old crazy neck cracker alone.
- the county should help all these old neck crackers find a home, instead of letting them live on the street.
- old neck cracker wake up, you can't be drunk in the middle of the street.
- leave that old crazy neck cracker alone.
- the county should help all these old neck crackers find a home, instead of letting them live on the street.
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