An outspoken often times rude grandmother. Usually with grey / white hair which is cut very short like a man's. Their facial appearence is often ugly refered to as a, "mug". Usually their marriages are still intact over many years, however there is no, "love" instead there is hatred and contempt for their partner. They often demand people serve them like royalty and often times carry grudges over their entire lifetime. They often make impulsive and irrational decisions based on emotion and distorted facts. There is a high concentration of these types in southwest Florida.
The granny two shoes next door drove over and destroyed my mail box with her cadillac! When I asked what happened she said it was my fault! Granny two shoes also said, "....my jerk husband is still alive damnit!"
by Papertowel9999 April 07, 2011
Your shoes that you keep in your locker at school just in the case of you having to poop in the stall and you don't want people to know its you by the look of your shoes .
by Gimaf June 14, 2012
"He left me standing in my LBD and my bang bang shoes, I was so confused!"
"It's probably because you're a chav and use stupid metaphors like 'bang bang shoes'!"
"Oh....right."
"It's probably because you're a chav and use stupid metaphors like 'bang bang shoes'!"
"Oh....right."
by ilovekeynes December 13, 2009
A grunge slash punk slash garage band.From brighton Laura-mary and stephen are a band with nice drums and good guitar.they hate being called indie and their myspace friends are the maccabees and foals.their name is taken from the story of Hollywood actress and singer Ginger Rogers, who had to re-shoot a dance sequence so many times that her feet bled profusely and dyed her white shoes red
by I heart milo vetimigla November 17, 2007
by NewJerseyBoy August 14, 2010
Shoes which have very slippery soles. This may be intensified by walking in wet areas, especially wet grass.
If I would have known it was going to be raining, I would not have worn my snot bottom shoes to golf.
by Kaelli May 03, 2010
by MikeMc April 17, 2008