big sloppy shoe

someone wearing the most hidious pair of chunky out of style shoes.

old school platforms

by Adriana October 22, 2004

Granny Two Shoes

An outspoken often times rude grandmother. Usually with grey / white hair which is cut very short like a man's. Their facial appearence is often ugly refered to as a, "mug". Usually their marriages are still intact over many years, however there is no, "love" instead there is hatred and contempt for their partner. They often demand people serve them like royalty and often times carry grudges over their entire lifetime. They often make impulsive and irrational decisions based on emotion and distorted facts. There is a high concentration of these types in southwest Florida.

The granny two shoes next door drove over and destroyed my mail box with her cadillac! When I asked what happened she said it was my fault! Granny two shoes also said, "....my jerk husband is still alive damnit!"

by Papertowel9999 April 25, 2011

bang bang shoes

A ridiculous way of describing a pair of nice shoes, as featured by N-Dubz.

"He left me standing in my LBD and my bang bang shoes, I was so confused!"
"It's probably because you're a chav and use stupid metaphors like 'bang bang shoes'!"
"Oh....right."

by ilovekeynes December 16, 2009

blood red shoes

A grunge slash punk slash garage band.From brighton Laura-mary and stephen are a band with nice drums and good guitar.they hate being called indie and their myspace friends are the maccabees and foals.their name is taken from the story of Hollywood actress and singer Ginger Rogers, who had to re-shoot a dance sequence so many times that her feet bled profusely and dyed her white shoes red

"Blood Red Shoes were well good last night at the festival"

by I heart milo vetimigla December 18, 2007

One Shoe Cocksucker

A person who when chasing down a Russian interior decorator loses one of their shoes in the snow.

Christopher Moltisanti: I'll leave you here you one shoe cocksucker!

by NewJerseyBoy August 14, 2010

snot bottom shoes

Shoes which have very slippery soles. This may be intensified by walking in wet areas, especially wet grass.

If I would have known it was going to be raining, I would not have worn my snot bottom shoes to golf.

by Kaelli May 3, 2010

women in comfortable shoes

Lesbian who is unconcerned about appearing feminine.

"Women's rugby teams are made up almost entirely of women in comfortable shoes."

by MikeMc April 17, 2008