Banjo blowjob

When a person is giving a blowjob and pulls the ball hair down as tight as possible and starts trying to strum the hair like a banjo

I've had blowjobs but when I got a banjo blowjob is was a whole new level of pleasure.

by Mikhail1988 August 6, 2021

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Hobo Blowjob

1) The worst of two bad choices, though only slightly. 2) An alternative that is worse than the current, distasteful situation.

Bob: "I just got ugly Bertha to agree to go on a date."
Dave: "Great! That's better than a hobo blowjob."
Bob: "I guess so..."

"You can either stay here and watch this chick flick with me or go get a hobo blowjob."

by happyjacks December 17, 2012

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porcelain blowjob

When you stick your dick in a toilet and flush.

I got the most amazing porcelain blowjob last night.

by El_chopo May 14, 2021

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blowjob token

Referring to the shape of Ecstasy Pills (MDMA) and what they induce for women

"Gave her just one fuckin half a blowjob token dude..."
'and it was just done?"
"She went home with a pearl necklace, after Coachella day2, I'll tell ya that..."

by Dankachung August 13, 2017

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Quakering blowjob

he wanted a peaceful,tranquil.. blow job. as he found it to be like mass as she knelled onto her knee's. all pray for those on their knees at his bedroom alter. Amen together it's makes " Quakering blowjob". all those worship in praise..master.

Quakering blowjob, as she knelled at his bedroom alter, she made no sound.. as she just opened her mouth...-gags- He says Amen.

by Awwsosweet8 February 1, 2018

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dutch blowjob

Like a Dutch Oven but with a blowjob. While they’re giving you head in bed under the covers, the man farts and hold you under the covers to smell the sweet stench they just released

Linda was giving me a Dutch blowjob last night and she probably won’t ever again

by lmc907 October 15, 2021

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