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Scar from the _mcytc0ll4bx
person 1- damn youre such a sex lover
person 2- SCAR FROM THE _mcytc0ll4bx!??!!??!!!
by MoonEra July 13, 2022
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sex story

see pt 1. i didn't pull an all-nighter writing smut for nothing.

pt 2/??
sex story pt 2!!

he started to bite his lip and open his arms for a hug as i walked closer to him, greeting him – 'hi babe i'm so glad to see you !!', i say eagerly. i'm extremely horny at this point, but i didn't want to open with that. he hugs me, gets up and starts to walk to his room to get the things he's bringing to my house, like his phone charger etc. and i walk in after him telling him how horny i've been all day for him and how i can't wait to get home. he turns back and looks me up and down. 'fuck, me neither' he says as he pushes me down onto his bed and starts making out aggressively with me. he starts to grind his already-hard cock through his pants against my leg while he rubs my clit through my shorts, already moaning as i can feel my face flushing and my pussy throbbing. he kisses down my neck, stops rubbing my clit to pull my shorts down and to pull my shirt and bra up above my boobs. he starts to suck on my nipple gently, sucking it up into his mouth while flicking it with his tounge while groping my other titty that isn't too big to where he can't grab it but just full enough to where one could fit perfectly in his hand. i'm moaning loud already, my face feels like it's about to start bleeding.
by benadryljams February 10, 2024
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Sex

by Dictionary0003 May 21, 2022
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One function sex

Having sex for the sole purpose of experiencing an orgasm with no extracurricular activities involved.
I hope she doesn't need to cuddle tonight and wants to have one function sex.
by moondoggie84 October 26, 2016
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Red Sex

A mispronunciation of a baseball team of Boston Red Sox by some female news announcer on Fuji TV about 15 years ago, which became a hilarious meme for another few years.

This similar incident also happened with Chicago White Sox about the same time, which was mispronounced by a middle aged male news announcer on NHK.
White Sex and Red Sex are different, so choose the colour wisely!
by Shiine-1 December 14, 2022
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sex

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Sex Story FUCKING

Mark entered the Apartment as his Girlfriend Jessica looked at him, with lust, as Jessica would have walked up to him, swaying her hips and licking her hips aggressively, as he said "Oh yeah.. what are you looking at on your phone.. huh? Marky?"

Jesssica looked at Mark who was looking at his phone. Jessica looked at marks phone and realized he was looking at Urban Dictionary Sex Stories. She sighed and said. "I want to break up. You've done it again."

Mark is now an idiot loser with no friends, no gyatt and no rizz.
Hey. Can we do some SEX STORY FUCKING?

Yeah sure big sigma.
by ImAlwaysSoTired August 17, 2024
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