I needed condoms and Astro Glide for a sexual encounter but I was too embarrassed so I bought a birthday card To cover my purchase so the clerk thought it was for someone else. A total sex facade.
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Usually done over voice call but can be done on video call in extreme cases. On rare instances, can be done during virtual meetings.
By definition, the act is done with a partner and not by masturbation.
Usually done over voice call but can be done on video call in extreme cases. On rare instances, can be done during virtual meetings.
By definition, the act is done with a partner and not by masturbation.
Person1: thank you for the information I was absent that day in class
*jizzes on the floor*
Person2: the phone sex was amazing, but that was close you were almost got caught moaning
*jizzes on the floor*
Person2: the phone sex was amazing, but that was close you were almost got caught moaning
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