amogus sussy sex

when the imposter is having sex? 🤨

Kid talking through locked door: I saw dad watching something called amogus sussy sex. can you tell me what that is?
Mom: *moaning sounds*

by thehottestdaddy December 23, 2022

Sex Vulture

Someone who preys on broken down/ended relationships in the hope of getting with people.

"Did you hear Norris and Margaret broke up?"
"yeah, phwoar, Margaret"
"You sex vulture, you."

by pseudophobic January 12, 2012

Sex Salad

when 5+ people engage in sex on one bed and everyone cums at the same time.

Jared - "Bro me and John had a sex salad with Lisa, Bartholomew, Candice, Rebecca, and Cassandra."

Larry - "Damn invite me next time bro!!"

by iitzjiinxed March 28, 2023

virgin sex

We only have been dating a week, but things were already getting steamy, but I am a virgin and will only allow him to 69. Did he just put an explosive in my hoo ha? Woah, it did not even hurt.

"I like virgin sex. I get free explosives. But I can never find them after we finish."

by BadBoyByron January 12, 2024

Bearded Sex Dwarf

A rough, tough, rambunctious, short, and hairy penis

Jenny was getting quite horny, so I decided to whip out my bearded sex dwarf

by CRITABABE July 01, 2015

hoodrat sex

ENGAGING IN ANY TYPE/FORM OF SEXXXUAL CONGRESS INVOLVING AN XXXTREMELY LOOSE, UNINHIBITED PROMISCUOUS PERSON(male or female)....

"Dawg, that chick let me and my entire clique have hoodrat sex with her anyway we wanted to..."

by synz3r3 January 27, 2017

climate sex

Sex outside of a controlled environment. Somewhere that has no environmental luxuries like heat or air conditioning.

Nina: Im meeting sam to have climate sex

Dana: Climate sex?

Nina: Sex outside!

by SexGoddessJathena December 14, 2017