Z-Balls

When a zombie apocalypse show gives you just enough to make you watch it but not enough action to satisfy.

"This new season of 'The Walking Dead' is so slow.....it's giving me a nasty case of Z-balls."

by KennedyisFunny October 31, 2011

Musical Blue Balls

When you attend a live musical act expecting to hear a certain song along with other great songs but the performing act does not play said song.

"Fuck! The Ghost Inside didn't play "Deceiver," my musical blue balls are off the fritz right now"

by jdrummerb December 13, 2014

Bitch Balls

Audacity, as viewed by a feminist woman. A man who degrades women without shame and is being a bitch but cannot be called a bitch because the word bitch by itself is for females. Women Unite.

Can you believe the bitch balls on that dude... wanting anal on a first date?

by peterpene June 3, 2011

Holy Fucking Balls DUDE

when your friend does something cool/weird as shit

Friend 1: I drank like 7 liters of vodka and wine
Friend 2: HOLY FUCKING BALLS DUDE ARE YOU OK????

by Vaksej November 8, 2021

mega balls

big juicy mega balls

damn boi, hes got a comically large mega balls dude!

by 69Baki69 August 6, 2022

STRAIGHT BALL

Pull your pants down and navigate to the right ball.

the STRAIGHT BALL is the right ball and you better protect it by staying out of the the PEDOPHILES celebration ball.

Please suck my right ball first as that is my STRAIGHT ball because I am really superstitious about deviant homosexual rumors.

by SHITEATING RIMJOB March 26, 2021

Bean ball

It’s where you play with the testicles and proceed to bounce or dribble around with them

Ex: “hey honey can I bean ball you?” “Sure but be careful this time”

by Mrtoppytophat May 9, 2023