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Sex bracket

the numerical category of sexual partners one has had, which usually coincides with the peace of mind one feels in fucking someone of a similar level of sluttiness.
Complimentary to the monetary system, If one finds ones self in a sexual relationship with a partner in a significantly lower 'sex bracket', one may be taxed emotionally by guilt and resentment. This will not usually be enough to end said relationship it will ultimately result in a slow degradation of its quality and usually drag out into a year of misery.
by starinsideahumansuit October 5, 2010
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one sex

When you text your crush one sec but instead your finger slipped and you didn’t notice quick enough therefore you sent it. Congratulations she now thinks you are a pervert!
by sigmaboy December 4, 2024
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sex

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Sex audition

When you're smashing for the first time and gotta perform well to lock down that relationship.
I’m nervous about my sex audition. I like this person and want them to think I know how to fuck.
by Craterdome September 27, 2024
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Red Sex

A mispronunciation of a baseball team of Boston Red Sox by some female news announcer on Fuji TV about 15 years ago, which became a hilarious meme for another few years.

This similar incident also happened with Chicago White Sox about the same time, which was mispronounced by a middle aged male news announcer on NHK.
White Sex and Red Sex are different, so choose the colour wisely!
by Shiine-1 December 14, 2022
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oral sex

it’s like sex.. just with mouth
do you want to have oral sex?
by faygo appreciation August 12, 2021
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ALIMENTARY SEX DISCRIMINATION

NOT LIKING SHIT.

RELIGIOUS RATIONALIZATION to run away from it's existence.

STICK THE LANDING SEXUALLY.
SORRY this is an impossibility as ALIMENTARY SEX DISCRIMINATION will BAN ANYTHING WITH THE MOUTH AND ASSH0LE as really we have TO EAT and ESPECIAKLY SHIT PISS which is for some people HARD TO STOMACH.

Unfortunately most people for the most part don't realize how hard it is to be truly religious so the once were practice active ALIMENTARY SEX DISCRIMINATION.

CERTAINLY to be sure as the NAY NEE factor becomes affirmative as the BABIES AND CHILDREN have the say of what SEX PARTNERS you are allowed to have given the ABORTERS practce active ALIMENTARY SEX DISCCRIMINATION.
by PREWHORE AMAZON TOILET September 3, 2022
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