cock canal

Any bodily orface on a man or woman that has been a travel passage for more dicks than anyone can count.

Can also be used as a random insult.

Have you seen the cock canal on her?

Shut your cock canal you flaming faggot!

by Thunderballs26 January 17, 2018

crepe cock

When a crepe is used as condom during sexual intercouse

Get on your crepe cock!

by heyitzstani April 6, 2017

Saeko Futa Cock

Explanation: On Rule34.xxx there is an obscene amount of Futa porn of Saeko and Seong-Hui from Yakuza 7 with world ending sized Futa cocks.

Damn Danielle, geez you have a Saeko Futa Cock

by AstronomicaIl January 18, 2024

Chip off the cock

When ones father and son are both getting more action then there wife/Girl friend.

Did u hear about what happened to Henry and his son?

No what.

They both got caught cheating.

Aww i didnt think his son would be a Chip off the cock.

by K-town-CA August 12, 2011

Duck cock

Quwacks dong

Your duck cock is too big.

by Quwack fan September 30, 2020

Cock hole

Is a slang name for Ukrainian man. Consonant with the term "hohol" (in english translation - "crest"), similar to a medieval Turkish haircut in the form of a single braid on a bald head.

A typical question for a Ukrainian bot pretending to be a foreigner: are you cock hole?

by Taras_Pidorashko November 29, 2023

Mummy Cock

When you realy don't feel like taking a shower after having intercourse, but your cock is still wet with vag secretions, you go to the bathroom and wrap your meat stick with toilet paper as to not get your undies wet. Also, Toilet-paper-cock is substitutible.

I wanted to get the fuck out of there so quick I had to mummy cock my dick to get it dry

by Shitster Adi dot com May 12, 2017