by Emoji.gg_Member January 23, 2023
Get the Chipmunk sexmug. by soupslush July 15, 2023
Get the Sexmug. Stories for lonely incel virgins like you. Yeah, Expected a real spicy one, huh? Pray to god. It isn’t too late for you.
“I’m so lonely I have to read a sex story before I sleep.”
‘Damn bro, That’s rough. Wanna go to church and repent?’
‘Damn bro, That’s rough. Wanna go to church and repent?’
by angelic vigilante August 28, 2025
Get the sex storymug. When a monkey penis sticks his gooey slimy penis into another monkey penis and then into his ass as the monkey vagina watches and masterbates. They masterbate and masterbate until their cum explodes everywhere.
by penis38485 February 12, 2025
Get the Monkey sexmug. When your girl is on her period and you put down plastic before sex, and leave a bloody mess behind.
"She was on her period but I was horny, so we just put down some plastic and had some bloody Dexter sex."
by middleclassbuzz May 23, 2017
Get the Dexter sexmug. 1) The gender one is born as
2) Something most people on urbandictionary.com won't ever have (consensually)
3) You know
2) Something most people on urbandictionary.com won't ever have (consensually)
3) You know
1)
Person A
Sex: Male
Person B
Sex: Male
Person C
Sex: Female
2) "People who slap sexual meanings on non-sexual terms and/or define real-life names won't ever have sex in their life. Well, at least without committing a serious crime called rape."
3) you know you know
Person A
Sex: Male
Person B
Sex: Male
Person C
Sex: Female
2) "People who slap sexual meanings on non-sexual terms and/or define real-life names won't ever have sex in their life. Well, at least without committing a serious crime called rape."
3) you know you know
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 13, 2022
Get the Sexmug. 