Ball sex anthem:
Girls call me they with the ball sex, My dick is hard she with the ball sex. or Girls call me they with the phone sex, My dick is hard she with the phone sex.
Girls call me they with the ball sex, My dick is hard she with the ball sex. or Girls call me they with the phone sex, My dick is hard she with the phone sex.
by Glopnar June 2, 2021
Get the ball sex anthemmug. Hot ;)
Jaylynn got home to her apartment. Her roommate Maycee was already there, and she could hear moaning coming from her bedroom. She walked in and saw Maycee with her hands in her jeans. Her hand was rubbing up and down, slowly. Jaylynn was wet almost immediately. Maycee saw her looking.
“I’ve been waiting, you little bitch.” She told Jaylynn
“Still got something for me?” She asked with a grin.
Maycee shrugged. “Come find out.”
Jaylynn crossed the room in two short strides and ripped off Maycee’s jeans. She wore a lacy black thong. Maycee grabbed Jaylynn by her shirt and pulled her close. She kissed her and eventually they frenched. Jaylynn pulled of her shirt and remembered she wore no bra. Maycee just grinned at her tits.
“Take off yours, whore.” Jaylynn told her. Maycee obeyed.
Jaylynn kissed her and slowly worked her way down. She licked her nipples slowly. Maycee moaned more. Jaylynn worked down still and licked her clit.
“Your turn.” Jaylynn grinned. Maycee asked if she could use restraints. Jaylynn let her.
Maycee locked them and walked away. “Hey!!” She protested. Maycee rubbed herself and moaned.
“Get back here with my pleasure!” She yelled
Maycee finally walked over. She ate her out and kissed her breasts. They both exploded in orgasms and came. Jaylynn was released and they she climbed on top of her and humped her doggy style. They did it every night since. The sex was hot every time.
“I’ve been waiting, you little bitch.” She told Jaylynn
“Still got something for me?” She asked with a grin.
Maycee shrugged. “Come find out.”
Jaylynn crossed the room in two short strides and ripped off Maycee’s jeans. She wore a lacy black thong. Maycee grabbed Jaylynn by her shirt and pulled her close. She kissed her and eventually they frenched. Jaylynn pulled of her shirt and remembered she wore no bra. Maycee just grinned at her tits.
“Take off yours, whore.” Jaylynn told her. Maycee obeyed.
Jaylynn kissed her and slowly worked her way down. She licked her nipples slowly. Maycee moaned more. Jaylynn worked down still and licked her clit.
“Your turn.” Jaylynn grinned. Maycee asked if she could use restraints. Jaylynn let her.
Maycee locked them and walked away. “Hey!!” She protested. Maycee rubbed herself and moaned.
“Get back here with my pleasure!” She yelled
Maycee finally walked over. She ate her out and kissed her breasts. They both exploded in orgasms and came. Jaylynn was released and they she climbed on top of her and humped her doggy style. They did it every night since. The sex was hot every time.
by Agh why won’t they accept anY December 26, 2021
Get the Sexmug. "Sex car" is basically just "sexy car" but you're too lazy to write the word "sexy" so you just write "sex"
by Vadim the dumbass June 9, 2020
Get the Sex carmug. When your girl is on her period and you put down plastic before sex, and leave a bloody mess behind.
"She was on her period but I was horny, so we just put down some plastic and had some bloody Dexter sex."
by middleclassbuzz May 23, 2017
Get the Dexter sexmug. 1) The gender one is born as
2) Something most people on urbandictionary.com won't ever have (consensually)
3) You know
2) Something most people on urbandictionary.com won't ever have (consensually)
3) You know
1)
Person A
Sex: Male
Person B
Sex: Male
Person C
Sex: Female
2) "People who slap sexual meanings on non-sexual terms and/or define real-life names won't ever have sex in their life. Well, at least without committing a serious crime called rape."
3) you know you know
Person A
Sex: Male
Person B
Sex: Male
Person C
Sex: Female
2) "People who slap sexual meanings on non-sexual terms and/or define real-life names won't ever have sex in their life. Well, at least without committing a serious crime called rape."
3) you know you know
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 13, 2022
Get the Sexmug. Stories for lonely incel virgins like you. Yeah, Expected a real spicy one, huh? Pray to god. It isn’t too late for you.
“I’m so lonely I have to read a sex story before I sleep.”
‘Damn bro, That’s rough. Wanna go to church and repent?’
‘Damn bro, That’s rough. Wanna go to church and repent?’
by angelic vigilante August 28, 2025
Get the sex storymug. oven sex is when one cranks up the heat on the oven and shoves a douche up their ass and leaves then sits on the oven for hours and melts the douche after. A while after that they go to the family doctor and gets him to pull out a weeks load of shit and it goes all in his mouth
Frank: honey, are you alright do we need to see billy (family doctor)
Malinda: yes sweetie, I did a oven sex before
Malinda: yes sweetie, I did a oven sex before
by Eat me 12355 August 8, 2022
Get the Oven sexmug.