Shit-Snack Blackout

The act of eating excessive amounts of unhealthy foods, to the point of blacking out. This is commonly seen and experienced at local county fairs. This act can also be experienced by over-fed animals exhibited in Fair Petting Zoos.

I cant believe I ate that Doughboy,Sausage Bomb,Frozen Custard, and Carmel Apple. Dude, I am totally about to fall into a Shit-Snack Blackout.

Holy shit! That kangaroo at the petting zoo is in a shit-snack blackout.

by Mermaid72 September 6, 2009

Negative weight shit

The phenomenon, reported exclusively by frustrated dieters, of weighing more after a full evacuation.

Having sucessfully dispatched a massive, Niles was more annoyed than surprised to learn he'd gained another 2 pounds.

"Great" he muttered to the scale, "a negative weight shit". "Dieting's not hard enough, now I gotta contend with alternative physics".
Later on he resolved to remove nearly all anti-matter from his daily menu.

by Pbaddy September 10, 2009

The Watery Shit Monster

(n.) When you piss out of your asshole.

I went to Taco Bell last night and I was attacked by the Watery Shit Monster this morning.

by bals642 October 24, 2009

shit eating contest

A particularly bad situation in which people seem to be unwittingly exacerbating things.

The Bush administration, a literal shit eating contest, the current job market.

by Jelly Mason July 10, 2014

shit fucker upper

A Person who continually makes the situation FUBAR (Fucked up beyond all repair)

Me: hows the project coming along?

Chris: That idiot logan did his half on the wrong subject, AGAIN!

Me: you know better than to work with that shit fucker upper

by Nickrr November 28, 2007

shit-hole in one

when you take a dump, and your creation goes through the hole, so when you turn to appreciate your sculpture you can only see the tip of it.

#1-Man, the other day I took a great crap.
#2- yeah? how big was it,
#1- couldn't tell, it was a shit-hole in one

by jtizzles April 21, 2010

Freddy Takes a Shit

A shitpost involving Freddy Fazbear from FNaF(Five Nights at Freddy's) taking a shit, until he is interrupted by Nightmare Fredbear from FNaF 4(Five Nights at Freddy's 4) slamming open the door, t-posing. FTaS(Freddy Takes a Shit) was written by the redditor u/Springlocked800080(now u/White_Rabbit800080) sometime in May of 2018.

Guy 1: "Hey have you read FTaS?"

Guy 2: "Freddy Takes a Shit? Yeah, no shit, it's the pinnacle of comedy!"

Guy 1: "Was that a pun?"

by Semen Huffer November 12, 2020