Sex paladin

When one reaches the age of 14 years olds and/or becames sexually independent, they became a sex paladin.

*if you're not a minor, please don't use this term.

My friend is turning 14 today, they're becaming a sex paladin.

by veryveryspecialboiplsactpolite May 26, 2021

Sex

what i did with ur mom last night

"Bro I just had sex with yo mama"
"Wtf bro she's dead"

by Doodleting May 26, 2021

19 dollar sex

SSome 19 dollar fortnite sex card..
Who wants it..P??? BANGG... (/"&no more sex)("

Mum: U fat cunt why r u playing roblox, when i juswt bought u a 19 dollar sex card, and fortnite card, the man said who wants iiiy.. SHARE SAHRE

Son: mummy i am black

by LilBeanzyNigga65558 May 28, 2021

pavlik sex

When a man sits in the closet while a woman is cumming and moaning all over the bed. Then pavlikas jumps from the closet like a airplane and misses the pussy and puts in her leg and dies.

Mary: Fuck you lets go have pavlik sex
Donald: Yes please daddy

by nojussex May 28, 2021

Sex

~your mom~

„Dude your mom is sexy”

by Hellothereandwelcometomyhumble May 28, 2021

sex

sex can mean u want it or u want it

person one: i want sex

person two : sex is the best

by mehehe katie sssggg May 29, 2021

Sex Story FUCKING

Mark entered the Apartment as his Girlfriend Jessica looked at him, with lust, as Jessica would have walked up to him, swaying her hips and licking her hips aggressively, as he said "Oh yeah.. what are you looking at on your phone.. huh? Marky?"

Jesssica looked at Mark who was looking at his phone. Jessica looked at marks phone and realized he was looking at Urban Dictionary Sex Stories. She sighed and said. "I want to break up. You've done it again."

Mark is now an idiot loser with no friends, no gyatt and no rizz.

Hey. Can we do some SEX STORY FUCKING?

Yeah sure big sigma.

by ImAlwaysSoTired August 17, 2024