by Homebyland August 16, 2023
Meaning 1: Commonly referred to as 'Cock', roosters fertilize eggs and make obnoxious noises at five fucking o'clock in the goddamn morning
Meaning 2: You all know this one - it is also referred to as Penis, Doodle, Willy, Dick or 'that thing with the white creamy stuff'.
Meaning 2: You all know this one - it is also referred to as Penis, Doodle, Willy, Dick or 'that thing with the white creamy stuff'.
1: The cock woke me up AGAIN! Can we sell him? OR EAT HIM!!!
2: Your cock is so long, I work on mine every day but I cannot do anything to make it bigger. Also, what is the milk that my wife seems to love drinking after she rubs my cock into a glass?
2: Your cock is so long, I work on mine every day but I cannot do anything to make it bigger. Also, what is the milk that my wife seems to love drinking after she rubs my cock into a glass?
by ihavecock2384 November 23, 2023
by TheSquareDonut July 14, 2018
A big rod located on the lower body region of a male human being, that can come in all different sizes and colours. This weapon of mass destruction is perfect for sexual intercourse and is also a good sucking tool (not for babies however). Cocks mainly come in the shape of a banana but everyone is different. The bigger the cock, the better because size does matter.
Jennifer: OMG last night I rode Bobby's massive cock in the backseat of his car.
Linda: Shut up! How massive are we talking?
Jennifer: Let's just say that it reminded me of that time I got anal from my grandad's horse.
Linda: Wow that IS big! Can we have a threesome sometime?
Jennifer: Sure, there's enough cock on his body for the entire grade! And also ur ass is super thic so I can't wait to eat that cake up.
Linda: (biting her lip) Jennifer stop! Hey, I need to go to the bathroom... wanna come too?
Jennifer: Of course bitch. (Slaps Linda's thic ass)
Linda: Shut up! How massive are we talking?
Jennifer: Let's just say that it reminded me of that time I got anal from my grandad's horse.
Linda: Wow that IS big! Can we have a threesome sometime?
Jennifer: Sure, there's enough cock on his body for the entire grade! And also ur ass is super thic so I can't wait to eat that cake up.
Linda: (biting her lip) Jennifer stop! Hey, I need to go to the bathroom... wanna come too?
Jennifer: Of course bitch. (Slaps Linda's thic ass)
by I_Have_Cake69420 July 19, 2021