cock

synonym for dick, penis, and ding dong mainly used by guys who watch too much porn

Guy: I have a big cock!
Everyone else: Just say dick bro how long r u on the hub??

by ZEAinthehouse May 1, 2021

fart-cock

someone who has no common sense and is rude all the time.

jesse has been a real fart-cock today, he's been playing fortnite all day!

by smittywinkle April 12, 2019

Fat bulging huge gay humungous cock

A large cock that is big big big big big and sometimes goes into the male anus.

Dude I got fucked by a Fat bulging huge gay humungous cock lastnight!

by scythe021 May 26, 2024

thigh cock

when a dude is super sweaty and naked and his cock can’t help but stick to his thigh

“Jishwa’s thigh cock was practically glued to his leg last night”

by Olee pelli October 23, 2017

Booze Cock

When you get drunk off wine and fortnite and can't get it up anymore

"Josh couldn't finish with Kaitlyn last night, bad case of booze cock." "I heard that's his third time now."

by ShadyLamp109872 May 2, 2025

Cock shock

Seeing a penis you weren't ready to see

Suzy received cock shock when she opened the snap from tom

by Tommythecat96 May 16, 2016

cock

your mum

your mums cock

by a penis thats in your mom January 6, 2022