conjugal sex

Her daddy caught me riden’ ‘er like Sea Biscuit but was relieved when she looked over her shoulder and said, “Don’t worry daddy, it’s conjugal sex!

by Not Baker Mayfield December 6, 2017

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Sex

Add the bed; subtract the close, and divide the legs, and hope you don't multiply.

Just like math!

"Lets have sex baby"

"Alright babe! Just a few rules..."

"What?"

"Add the bed; subtract the close, and divide the legs ;)"

"Ahhhh.... ;) - I just hope we don't multiply 💀"

by i.like.cats December 11, 2023

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Sex

something that you've never had

I just had sex with your mom

by TrenchMoss September 19, 2025

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HOLY Water SEX MOVE

When you ejaculate into your hand and flick it on her forehead to cleanse her sins

The priest Needed to "Holy water sex move" her to exorcise the devil

by CumCommunity69 June 1, 2023

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Sex

Something many people have but I never will

Shes so hot I want to have sex with her

by Roseygal May 23, 2021

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Sex

This has two meanings. First girl, boy and other. Second, playing with your lover s3xu@lly.

"Same-sex relationships are okay!" ten year old Jess said.

"Did she just say sex?" Richard whispered.
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"Evan and Aiden had sex-" I started.

"DoN't SaY tHaT wOrD." Harrison said, shuting me up.

by V@l3ntin@ March 12, 2022

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