Silver Monkey Balls

When you are in such great distress that you balls turn silver and erupt with pain.

Friend 1: Bro this test is giving me some really bad silver monkey balls

Friend 2: I know right. Its like my step-dad is touching me all over again.

by The Voluptuous Ape October 14, 2021

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balls terrible

Really bad. Exceptionally terrible; as terrible as balls, so to speak.

Person A: "Fuck! I think my car got towed."
Person B: "Seriously? Shit dude, that is balls terrible."

by R. R. October 15, 2021

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blue balls

blue balls doesn't like asma :/

blue balls : asma dont read smut it fucks up with ur brain now u read brb as boob

by anonymouspersonlol128278 October 19, 2021

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joe balls

a good practical joke.

ofa man: sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh
Billie jean: ayo flool joe got hit by a bussin bus

bofa man: who's joe
Billie jean: joe balls.
bofa man: *dies*

by bchdhbcjhdb October 21, 2021

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Balls No Brains

Something you either need massive balls to do or zero brains.

Example with no brains

Bobby “Why is that guy riding a motorcycle with no helmet at 130 mile per hour (209 Kilometers per hour)?”
Brandon “That’s because he has a bad case of Balls No Brains”

Example with huge balls

Bobby “damn! That guy just punched one of the robbers in the face, too bad he’s about to get shot.”
Brandon “That guys got a serious Balls No Brains way of thinking.”

by Closet Gayng October 21, 2021

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