Alabama Hot pocket

A vindictive procedure where a man wearing a condom uses a liniment such as Icy Hot or Ben Gay-type heating rub as a condom lubricant (applied only to the exterior or the condom) to give a sexual partner (usually a woman) a nasty, painful surprise.

“She complained that my dong was so small that she could barely tell I was inside her, so I decided to give her an Alabama Hot pocket-- tell me you can't feel THAT, *****!”

by HarleyinKY February 7, 2020

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talkin hot

Talking shit or bein straight up annoying and not knowin how to shut the fuck up

“I beat his asssss he was talkin hot”

by Sexcyredd December 19, 2023

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Hot skimpin

•{ H-ant}( s-KiM-P) {inG} ~HOT-Skimpin’

Referring to a person who doesn’t follow through with an agreement OR

A PERSON WHO HAS NOT HELD UP THERE END OF A RELEVANT ARRANGEMENT

Too | Hot Skimp| on. Someone. Is too rip them off in a obvious and relevant way. An act of person; DOSENT PROVIDE, pay OR Trade fairly.

Ayo I still haven’t got that money he owed me, pretty sure he Hot Skimpin straight up.

He straight up hot skimpin’ on me

Are you the type to ‘ hot skimp ‘

by Intothehesds October 14, 2022

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The Hot Dog

This is a sex move, so get consent. You’ll need some red and yellow dyed lube, and a bitch with an innie pussy. So you get her pants off, lay her on the bed with her legs extended into the air and bent back towards her face. This should expose her pussy lips perfectly. Then you take your dick, and put it in between her pussy lips, but not in, then you put the dyed lube on top of your dick, and slide your dick back and forth. That’s basically it.

Me: I just gave my bitch the hot dog
Friend: so she does have an innie?

Me: yep.

Friend: lucky!

by CashMoneyK420 April 3, 2023

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