"Josh was totally wearing his cock bloxers when I went to give him head last night. It was kind of awkward."
by Juniper9516 October 07, 2011
Some that ride someone's nuts or bs so hard they are willing suck the penis of a cardboard cutout of said person, abandons all logic or sense of how ridiculous they sound or look.
the Cock Razzler, MTG is riding DT so hard she is excited for trying to rename the gulf of Mexico to gulf of America
by XKingofhearts81 January 15, 2025
Some that ride someone's nuts or bs so hard they are willing suck the penis of a cardboard cutout of said person, abandons all logic or sense of how ridiculous they sound or look.
the Cock Razzler, MTG is riding DT so hard she is excited for trying to rename the gulf of Mexico to gulf of America
by XKingofhearts81 January 15, 2025
by Online_weasel April 18, 2014
a group of badass guys. They are a cool, laid back band of brothers who would die and sacrifice themselves for another member.
boy: who are those cool guys over there?
father: those are the Lavish Cocks son, i was never cool enough to become one...
boy: one day i will become a Cock just like them.
father: those are the Lavish Cocks son, i was never cool enough to become one...
boy: one day i will become a Cock just like them.
by jgajkfenbge October 12, 2015
I got back from a run this morning do discover my cock had shrunk, it was just a bellend. I had bad case of Runners Cock.
by Teddy Winklebottom June 15, 2022
When a man sends another man a dick pic on propose, but the second man screenshots it. Who is more gay? This is the “cock paradox”.
Guy 1: “You know what the cock paradox is?”
Guy 2: “No, what’s that?”
Guy 1: “It’s like Schrodinger‘s dick, you won’t know until the message is open.”
Guy 2: “No, what’s that?”
Guy 1: “It’s like Schrodinger‘s dick, you won’t know until the message is open.”
by Saxon101 June 14, 2020