Balls

Balls are rounds things you play with, or a private body part above your dick.

I played with my friends ball
I got kicked in the balls

by chesecrckers December 14, 2022

corn ball

One who tries to be cool, but doesn't see just how uncool he really is; he always thinks he is the center of attention and that he knows what he's talking about. You always know he is around because he brings some sort of corny-ass aura everywhere he goes.

Those guys who never joined the military but still walk around in full uniform and call other people civilians -- they're corn balls

by portug4l September 25, 2025

ball

A rounded portable object that can come in a large variety of sizes, textures, firmness, bounciness, etc. Hard balls include bowling balls, handballs, cricket balls, and basketballs. Soft balls include stress balls, rubber balls, foam balls. There can be decorations on the balls, such as the grooves of a basketball or the pentagonal black-and-white pattern on a soccer ball. Balls are usually used when playing a certain type of sport, for fitness/weightlifting, or for yoga. They can even be fun to play with! You can play w/ balls with a friend, a group of friends, or by yourself. Sometimes balls give you concussions if they hit you on the head, so make sure to not throw a heavy or hard ball and to avoid and unfriend anyone who throws one! Balls can even be used by animals, such as dogs. Ever heard of the game fetch? It's when an owner of a dog throws a ball into a distance, and the dog attempts to run towards it and retrieve it, and thus the game repeats itself. It's quite fun actually, but it's sad when you don't have any dogs to play the game with, like me. Hence you could try playing fetch with your friend or younger brother; I assure you, you will have a spectacular time!

PS. If you ever are lucky enough to possess a ball, make sure to take good care of it. Wash and groom it every day, play with it with special care, and most importantly: do not let it fall into a bush or into a ditch! I recommend you to label your ball and put it somewhere safe, eg your pocket or bag.

A: Hey! I brought a ball to school today!
B: Omigod!!! Can we play??
A: Yeah, let's play fetch- you can be the dog and I can be the owner !!
B: Fun!

by The quanman November 4, 2019

Ball Breathing

The act of your balls pulsating, “breathing”, after having a great nut.
Arousal causes the scrotum to contract and move in all sorts of ways, someone’s giving the appearance that your balls are breathing in and out.

GF: “WTF are your balls doing David?!?!”
David: “Babe, relax, they just ball breathing.”

by jackpr101 November 2, 2023

ball

I got 2

ballamallamadingdong

by que es hay August 9, 2021

Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E

Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E means that you pee wherever you want, take more cold showers, go to gym and get buffer and buffer, date and get a girlfriend the THICCer the better, and live like a rat. Then math doesn't exist so what matters is balls, not math. Then battling to be the big E E.

Tony: *pees in basements and outside.

Tony: Pee is stored in the balls and math doesn't exist E E!

by GreenHexagon October 10, 2024

Disco balls

When a male puts reflective glass on his balls, and his wife shines a flashlight on them— he then continues to wiggle them for a disco party in her face.

Hey honey, later tonight were going to have a party with my balls... or should i say... my disco balls.

by Wonderlustbitch June 15, 2021