sex

what i have with your mom
your mom: oh oh yes
me: oh yes im having sex with you
by Xx_BU557_BL85T3R_xX June 30, 2022
Get the sex mug.

sex

Something ill prob never have lol
by WIENER DOG PERSON March 03, 2022
Get the sex mug.

Sex

When a man inserts his penis in a woman's anus or vagina. Sex is how babies are made.
Alex and Lindsay were texting each other. Lindsay sent Alex a message saying "Sneak out to my house at 12:00 pm. we'll have the time of our lives." And so Alex did. he snuck to Lindsay's house, and when he got to Lindsay's bedroom, there she was. He immediately new they were going to have sex. They both sat on her bed, and slowly but carefully, Lindsay took of each piece of clothing, and so did Alex. When Lindsay got to her bra, Alex ran his fingers over her legs, clenched her juicy ass, and took of her bra. He played with her massive tits, and kissed her soft lips. Lindsay's soft lips started to suck Alex's long, hard penis. Alex sucked Lindsay's pussy. After about five minutes, Alex put his penis up her ass and vagina, and licked her breasts. They fell asleep like that for the rest of the night.
by 12345urbandictionarydefiner January 07, 2022
Get the Sex mug.

Sex

Something many people have but I never will
Shes so hot I want to have sex with her
by Roseygal May 23, 2021
Get the Sex mug.

sex

when u shove your dick in a stuffed animal cause you have no rizz
i had sex with ur mom
Get the sex mug.

Sex

Someone: yo you got any bitches?
You: nah man I can't even get any sex
Someone: damn bruh that's sad
by ifuckedurmomandshelikedit April 17, 2022
Get the Sex mug.

Sex

cracking a glow stick and waving it around in the dark
We practiced safe sex with our glow sticks
by TrivialGuapo44378 February 23, 2025
Get the Sex mug.