Alarm Cock

The act of waking up your girlfriend or wife for morning sex before her alarm clock goes off.

I woke up my wife with the "Alarm Cock" for a quicky before she got up to get ready for work.

by JBirch82 July 19, 2012

Wooden Cock

A great invention made by Gabriel in the träslöjdsalen

oh look what is that?
it´s a wooden cock bitch

by YourNan28 January 10, 2017

Cock-n-ass

Definition
An uncomfortable or difficult person or situation

The day would be a lot better if you’d quit being a cock-n-ass.

John is having a rough day because of his cock-in-ass crew

by Loki1084 September 1, 2021

cock in buns

A chicken sandwich.

Would you like a cock in buns ?

by Kurron Black March 28, 2022

Cock

A sound a chicken makes. What do you think I was going to say?! Go away your dirty minded faggot.

Cockadoodledoo!

by memes_of_supreme February 18, 2020

Cock ring

A form of sex toy or pleasure method used in sexual intercourses

He has a big cock ring

by Coc ring January 3, 2022

Cock Poisoned

A serious psychological condition linited to hookers only, the condition is onset by the hooker taking on far too many different cocks or by being furiously rammed repeatedly which results in mindlless and passive agressive talk from the hooker

Upon arrival the hooker and without me saying a word started to bag all men and in general demonstrated passive agrresive talk, I told her she was Cock Poisoned and must immediately leave my premises

by Sixamenos October 30, 2025