You gotta be stroking me

Basically just you gotta be kidding me but with significantly more aura. 67

"Dude Jackson passed his chemistry test!"
"Man you gotta be stroking me!"

by stupidbigger67 November 5, 2025

You got me jumping like…

BOOM SHAKALAKA BOOM
SHAKALAKA BOO-OOM
BOOM SHAKALAKA BOOM
SHAKALAKA BOO-OOM
BOOM SHAKALAKA BOOM
SHAKALAKA BOO-OOM

You got me jumping like… boom

by Hsuahavae December 15, 2024

Nash Me

Phrase used in casual/pick up basketball games. If someone on your team calls a "Nash Me!", you must pass them the ball. No matter what. Someone calls a Nash Me while getting double teamed off the ball? Doesn't matter. You pass that.

Named after Half of Fame Point Guard Steve Nash.

Don't pick Regan up for your team, he never passes, even when you call a Nash Me!

by BPHS Basketball June 8, 2021

Me @

a reaction of bewilderment at the mention of something weird

Alice just described herself as “contumacious.” Bob, confused, says, “me @ you called yourself contumacious.”

by VoiceActor11 March 30, 2021

Brug ain’t me

When it ain’t you brug

Dude, I can’t believe someone stole your Mitsubishi? Who did it? Brug ain’t me

by BrugMaker September 30, 2020

Leave me alone

The nicer way to say "fuck off".

Sibling 1: *geniunley being annoying*
Sibling 2: Asshole, could you leave me alone for a moment?

by axodoescocaine March 17, 2023

Pls kill me

This is what you say to somebody when you're in a bad situation.

Also used when you are fucked up.

-Hey boi, Have you studied for the exam?
+What exam?
-Tomorrow's exam.
+*Pls kill me*.

by SufferingBoi666 May 3, 2018