I don’t eat pussy I’m fasting

You suck cock or don’t like vagina at all

I don’t eat pussy I’m fasting for cock

by I don’t like vagina May 4, 2018

How Do I Copy Answers

A phrase commenly used when high school students are suffering from the crouses of accounting, with a Sh-t load of homework

Teacher:this is for homework, 100 pages of reading and 400 excercises
Tsai: WHAT!, HOW DO I COPY ANSWERS!

by Drift.king October 29, 2008

I am no better than a man

Said by women “I am no better than a man”; meaning, since you’re attracted to men, I am no better than them as a woman.

“I am no better than a man” after seeing an attractive straight woman.

by Je11yb34r September 14, 2022

i love you, mi amor :D

this phrase is always said by me but only towards my special someone, and that special someone is elijah, he's my literal twinflame :D. whenever i say this phrase, i just want to know that im being completely honest and that i mean whatever i say, oh and i will never lie to you about anything, i promise :) i know some things have been tough in your past, but im here to fill your life up with such joy and love, i will ty my best to cherish you all the way. i promise that i will never leave your perfect self. i just know that you're the one for me and im the one for you <3 our souls didn't meet on accident, they met because they knew that we would fall in love and that we would have our own beautiful love story <333 anyway, if you think that some other guy is having my attention, i promise on my whole family that there is nobody taking away my attention from you, you have my heart and plus you make me the happiest than anybody else C: you have turned my life into the best life i could ever wish upon. you have put me into the right path ever since i met you, and you keep leading me on that path with you :D i pray to god to never lose you, i love you too much, mi amor
:( <3

hey hey, baby.. i love you, mi amor :D

by andreea <3333 March 19, 2021

like i just shot her dog

A look someone gets when you say or do something unexpected, such as actually shooting someone's dog or, more commonly, when someone you are speaking to is culture shocked.

I asked the waitress behind the counter for some Chinese mustard, and she looked at me like I just shot her dog.

by SleeplessInSeattle October 22, 2013

I'm a gamer, not because I don't have a life but because I choose to have many

A phrase memed all over the internet as a cringy gamer quote. It's also famous as a shirt design.

"I'm a gamer, not because I don't have a life but because I choose to have many" is one of many examples of how gamers are the worst thing to happen to gaming.

by CURNICNLGEE June 10, 2022

You smell nice, I smell nice

The nicest compliment ever paid to a member of Team Engage.

Heckova job. You smell nice, I smell nice. Happy Birthday!

by mgl October 9, 2014