HOLY Water SEX MOVE

When you ejaculate into your hand and flick it on her forehead to cleanse her sins

The priest Needed to "Holy water sex move" her to exorcise the devil

by CumCommunity69 June 1, 2023

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Fart Sex

Aerodynamic encapsulation. In the moment the fart is released, it forms a perfect envelopment around the penetrating penis, finger, or object - creating a temporary frictionless no contact pleasurable exchange.

Last night me and my girl were eating bean burritos and she totally blasted a hot tornado around my dick. Holy shit, I love fart sex!

by Smitty's Fart Box May 19, 2025

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Sex God

A melanated man with the title of VVS who has the mind & jewels of SOURCE in the flesh

You lust for me girl admit it
Up all night praying I hit it
Lately you’ve been a bad girl
Rushing is sin in my world
This vibe takes time to create
I can’t come early or late
My time is divine
Healing pu**ies always on my mind
Cause I’m a sex God

#TheKingsPen

by TheKingsPen August 25, 2022

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Sex

Add the bed; subtract the close, and divide the legs, and hope you don't multiply.

Just like math!

"Lets have sex baby"

"Alright babe! Just a few rules..."

"What?"

"Add the bed; subtract the close, and divide the legs ;)"

"Ahhhh.... ;) - I just hope we don't multiply 💀"

by i.like.cats December 11, 2023

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